joke

>>>>A Chinese walks into a bar in America late onenight>>>>and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fanof his movies,>>>>he rushes over to him,and asks for his autograph. >>>>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "YouChinesepeople>>>>bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."Theastonished Chinese>>>>man replied,>>>>"It was not the Chinese who bombedyour PearlHarbour, it was the>>>>Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,>>>>you're all the same," replied Spielberg.In return,the Chinese>>>>gives Spielberg a slap and says, >>>>"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on thatship."Shocked,>>>>Spielberg replies, "It was theiceberg that sankthe ship, not>>>>me.">>>>The Chinese replies, >>>>"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all thesame."